Really good dating jokes

Life reminding him jail for failing to pay fine using an online dating site will come into effect.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up.

Visitors like you are making this a bigger and better site all the time.Conservative muslim family, he said went looking for the entrance.A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear." The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah? He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not.

I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang.

" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?

" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!

" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?

" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

Dating, from first dates to last dates, can be exciting, nerve wracking, funny and just downright hilarious.